I noticed today on the tube an advert that grabbed my attention. It was for a service that requires you to text a number. Most of these advertise such puny offerings as phone ringtones or directory enquiries.
This, however, gives you the answer to any question that you choose to ask - “within minutes!”.
I thought of several that they might be a bit more hard-pressed to answer (any suggestions, mail me!). But it also occurred to me that this would surely be the most interesting job in the world - one minute you’re looking up the wingspan of a dodo, next you have to find out when the next train from Hammersmith to Ealing Broadway is. Apart from anything else, just think of the winnings you could make from pub quizzes. I wonder if I can apply?