On the trip back from York this weekend we went past a motorway sign every few miles. Occasionally they would have fairly boring messages:
- “Don’t drive tired”
- “Debris on road: slow down”
Apparently they have had things like “Merry Christmas” at the right time last year. Which got me to thinking: surely the guys who write these things get bored. Just think of the devastation and disaster you could create with a few well-placed messages:
- “What’s the top speed of your car?”
- “Brake suddenly”
- “Slow down: T-Rex ahead”
- “See the road: always use full beam”
- “The driver behind you is giving you funny looks”
Think of any more?